Story of my Life

So hey this little story I'm about to lay on you will perfectly explain to you how my life goes.

I like coupons but rarely ever use them mostly because I don't see a lot of coupons these days so you can imagine my excitment when I got a coupon for free eggs! So I went to the store today and received my free eggs, I took them home and I promptly dropped them on the floor as I was bring the groceries in from the truck. Now I only broke 3 but still the fact that I dropped them at all is ridiculous. Of course I don't break the ones I pay for just the ones that I got for free and were super excited about. Mind you at the same time I suppose I'd rather break the frees ones than the ones that cost money. Yup, story of my life!